Happy Thursday, everybody. So is it all just pretend or have they met little green men? Well, it looks like Mulder and Scully were right, and I don't even know who that is, but some nerd on my staff wrote it, so let's go with it. Yeah, according to some remarkable testimony from three men we heard before Congress yesterday, we are not alone, there are flying saucers and not just when my assistant screws up my coffee. Our planet is being visited by beings from another world and it's not just this freak. We call them UFOs, but the government now calls them unidentified anomalous phenomena or UAP, not to be confused with WAP or ALF. The star was David Grusch, a former intel officer for the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency, or... yeah. He made headlines last month when he claimed the US government has been hiding UFO crash debris and even dead non-human pilots. They're likely in Joe's garage next to the Corvette, but this time he said it under oath and he's not a Democrat. So it matters, play the tape.