
The Olympics is, by its very nature, horny. Tens of thousands of jacked-up athletes living in the same self-contained complex during one long, hot summer, competing with each other for hunks of gold? Please. Rumours about the “sex-mad” Games have swirled for decades, with athletes telling stories of foursomes, public sex, and a “different woman every night”. That is, until 2021, when sex was, for all intents and purposes, banned. Taking a leaf out of the Too Hot to Handle playbook (and, you know, following government guidelines), organisers of the...