
Sign up for the Slatest to get the most insightful analysis, criticism, and advice out there, delivered to your inbox daily. OK, let’s get this out of the way: I can’t drive and I don’t understand the differences between types of cars. This upsets no one like it upsets men: men whose self-worths are tied up in their ugly little vehicles, the hideous blue upholstery they got for their Toyota, their early lives guided by reruns of Pimp My Ride. To me, a station wagon is a caravan is a...