What do Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Joe Biden, Super Bowl LVIII, and the 2024 election all have in common? They’ve scrambled the brains of right-wing conservatives, who appear to have finally lost all touch with reality.

While scores of conservatives have been irrationally angry at Swift for many months now on account of her…showing up at football games to support her boyfriend, the hysteria reached new, previously unfathomable heights after the Kansas City Chiefs beat the Baltimore Ravens to clinch their spot in next month’s Super Bowl. And according to the conspiracy-theory-laden MAGA faithful, the outcome of Sunday’s game can only mean one thing: The Super Bowl has been rigged, Swift is going to endorse Biden, and it’s all part of a secret government operation that goes all the way to the top.

“The Democrats’ Taylor Swift election interference psyop is happening in the open,” read one post on X Sunday night. “It’s not a coincidence that current and former Biden admin officials are propping up Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. They are going to use Taylor Swift as the poster child for their pro-abortion GOTV Campaign.” Said another: “The NFL is totally RIGGED for the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift, Mr. Pfizer (Travis Kelce).* All to spread DEMOCRAT PROPAGANDA. Calling it now: KC wins, goes to Super Bowl, Swift comes out at the halftime show and ‘endorses’ Joe Biden with Kelce at midfield. It’s all been an op since day one.” Said the actual GOP district chair of Georgia: “I tried to warn yall back in October that the influence of @taylorswift13 on our youth with witchcraft was demonic, evil, and Luciferian. Of course, Satan wants to use her now to elect Joe back into the White House to destroy what’s left of America.”